Oh boy, I don't have anything at all tonight. I've tried to write about Mickey Mouse, time travel, Michael Vick, Michael Vick adopting Mickey Mouse, and then Mickey Mouse going back in time to disrupt Michael Vick's dogfighting ring. The end result of all of this was shoddy, even by my low standards. In lieu of anything coherent, I'll just share a few things for you.
Superbad is super rad.
Reviews that rhyme get paid overtime.
Last year at ACL Fest, I damn near climbed on top of a Port-a-Potty to see the Flaming Lips. That will not be the case this year come September 25, unless La Zona Rosa goes with a supremely strange seating arrangement.
Apparently, the 3 day passes of ACL Fest are back on sale. Up yours, scalpers! (Do not take literally, international scalping syndicate.)
The Two Coreys is everything I thought it'd be. It takes a special, special person to make Corey Feldman seem like a reasonable, mature adult. That special, special person is Corey Haim.