Somebody's got to do something about these delinquents.
If you were a delinquent who wanted to write a message on the back of a truck, telling the world that Tulsa, OK sucks, what would you write? Here are some options.
Tulsa Sucks - the simple, classic option.
Tulsa Sux - the alternate spelling is a little edgier than plain old Tulsa Sucks.
Tulsa Suks - slightly dumber, but you're still making your point.
As you can see, I'm a reasonable man when it comes to putting into words just how lame Tulsa is. There is one option that I would never, ever, ever okay, though, and it's the one that I saw on the back of a truck this afternoon. It read: Tulsa Sux's.
Tulsa Sux's? What the hell is that? Even if you ignore all of the weird stuff with the apostrophe and just read it phonetically, it's still gibberish. Tulsa suckses. I'm letting the world know how much Tulsa is sucksing! Sucks on that, Tulsa! Sucksers!
I can only hope that Tulsa Sux is the dude who owns the truck, and he was simply tagging his own truck to show pride of ownership. That barely, barely makes sense. The other option, that some dude violated my brain will trying to insult Tulsa, is way more depressing.
Let's not harass the messenger too badly here, since Tulsa really does suck.
Posted by Cody at October 23, 2007 9:24 PM