I've got a great service for lazy people. These people could pay a certain fee and then, whenever they wanted, they could swap their car out for a different one. If you had this service and it came time for an oil change, and you weren't really in the mood to spend an hour with the crappy magazines at the Jiffy Lube, you'd just swap for a new car. Problem solved.
Imagine the possibilities. Need to rotate your tires? I don't think so; you need to swap your car. Your car is dirty? Not quite; some other chump's car is dirty, while your new car is as clean as a whistle.
Also, to really capitalize on the laziness aspect, it'd be best if I didn't have to take my car anywhere to swap it. I should just be able to stand in my driveway and shout "Give me a new car!" in order to make the switch.
This offering has a lot to do with the fact that my car is dirty, and also needs an oil change and tire rotation.
Over Thanksgiving, I am going to go crazy and move this here site to a new server. I just... I can't take it anymore. I think the support people at my hosting company are so tired of dealing with me, they're signing me up for every viagra mailing list in the world. They're trying to spam me out, and they're doing a very effective job.
Does it matter to anyone else if I move to a new server? Not really. My email will still be just as broken, and I'll accidentally delete just as many parts of the site. However, on the positive side, it also means Papa will have an extra $8 a month in his pocket! Wooo Lordy, that's a lot of hard candy.
Posted by Cody at November 14, 2007 8:53 PM