Last day of work at AI tomorrow! If ever there were a time to make some enemies, that's the day. Unfortunately for me, I work with a bunch of good, nice people. My solution? Make enemies with the people at the company next door.
I don't know exactly what it is they do over there, but immediately after my exit interview, I'm taking a baseball bat to their laser printer. If the security guard tries to stop me, I'll bust out the following killer line on him: "Oh yeah? Not only do I not work here, but I don't even work at the place next door!" Game, set, match, Powell.
Tonight is Thursday and Thursday houses my dark secret. For reasons I'll never understand, I'm engrossed in Celebrity Apprentice. I don't even like the regular Apprentice, but there's something magnetic about watching Stephen Baldwin and Marilu Henner sell yogurt on the streets of Manhattan. If there's one lesson I've learned from this show, it's to never, ever underestimate the star of Biodome. Some see that particular movie as a stupid flop, but I see it as a grueling capitalism training camp.
In closing, I am officially recommending the new Nada Surf album. Have a good weekend, all, and as usual, watch for the Baldwin brothers.Posted by Cody at February 7, 2008 7:25 PM